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• It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
• My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Make love when you can, it's good for you. -- Kurt Vonnegu
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• Be wary of strong drink.
• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...