Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
-- Answering machine madness - family fu...
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
-- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were in Las Vegas. My wife called down and asked for room service--and a half hour later they send up a table and a dealer.
Of course, my wife doesn't gamble, so she sent the table bac...
My wife claims my mind wasn't the first thing to go...!
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married her. -- Hal Roach
My wife divorced me because I was having fries on the side.
My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
My wife drives like lightening... She strikes everything! -- Bumpersticke
My wife gives good headache.

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