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My wish list is wanting.
My woman she done left me My children left me too My mule done kicked my kidneys And my income tax is due.
-- Dave Barry, "Music To Get Rich By...
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
My work is a game, a very serious game. -- M. C. Esche
My work is done, why wait? -- George Eastma
My world, and welcome to it -- Thurber.
My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground anywhere at all.
On smooth ground it rushes swiftly on and covers a thousand li in a single day without difficulty....
My wyfe stopped taking PRONEZAC, now I don't get any.
My WYSIWYG is all GUI
My XT is 9 years old. In PC years, that's 130.

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