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My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!
My youngest child is the funniest one of the group.
I had just finished eating and my stomach was swollen from the food that went in it....
My youngest daughter just had her first birthday. We bought her a card with one of those "I am 1" badges.
One the back was the disclaimer: "Not suitable for children under three years old...
+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
-- Gray's Law of Programming 'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial tasks....
Naaah, couldn't be!
Naaah, real men don't read docs.
a+b --- = x, donc Dieu existe. Repondez! n -- Leonhard Eule
NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remove
Nada muere, todo baja del rio del tiempo al mar de la eternidad y alli queda.
-- Miguel de Unamuno, -- "Ver con los Ojos y Otros Relatos Novelesco...

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