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My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her....
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
My wife's been faking her orgasms--in front of my friends. -- Tony Daro
My wife's not the worst cook in the world, but she keeps on burning the coffee.
You would too if you kept pouring it through the toaster all the time. -- Jack E. Leonard...
My wife's obedience class are getting too expensive.
My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds. One of those machi...
My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
-- Drake Sathe...
My wife told me of a book about finding the G spot.
I went to a bookstore. I couldn't even find the book ....
My wife wears rubber gear and whips me. Ohhhhh Kay!

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