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My uncle's funeral cost five thousand dollars so far.
We buried him in a rented tuxedo. -- Dave Madde...
My uncle staggered in the other night, loaded. His wife said, "Where have you been?
He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did you buy for the house?...
My Uncle was in a play once. It was called Macbeth.
What did he play? Second codpiece. Macbeth wore him in the fight scenes....
My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure.
They thought he was heckling. -- Jeff Shaw...
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My unpremeditated verse. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 24
My used underwear is legal tender in 28 countries and counting.
My valour is certainly going! it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out, as it were, at the palm of my hands!
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 3...
.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ... -- Steven Wrigh

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