Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration.
I'll get back to you pending credit approval. -- Answering ma...
My to me an empire is. -- Southwell
My tongue is the pen of a ready writer. -- Old Testament -- Psalm xlv, 1
My toughest fight was with my first wife. -- Mohammad Ali
My train of thought is a Mag-Lev.
My trip? It was vile. Balaclava I loathed. Etna was crawling with lava.
The ship was all white But it creaked in the night, And the band, they did not know la java....
My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
My twit file runneth over.
My twit filter just put ME on it's Twit list!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!

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