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May we dance with your dates?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
May you accidently broadcast your life story to the NET.
May you acquire a deep longing to listen to Venom (ugg).
May you acquire a SEVERE headache everytime you get aroused.
May you afford only the finest gruel.
May you always be loved.
May you always have more than your enemies: a seven-year itch lasting fourteen years, a twenty-four-hour catarrh lasting six weeks, a bigger hernia, a fatter goiter.
May you always have someone to share your bed and board
mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
May you and your partner be as close as brothers -- Cain and Abel.
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