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• When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it is only a minute.
  But, when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it is two hours....
• While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
  -- Edward Stevenso...
• You may be redneck... if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor.
• Warning: HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
• Grab all the taglines you can!
• The black man in this country has been sitting on the hot stove for nearly 400 years.
  And no matter how fast the brainwashers and the brainwashed think they are helping him advance, it's still too slow for the man whose behind is burning on that hot stove!...