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• May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
• You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
• You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
  Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!...
• Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
  -- Colto...
• You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
• You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
• You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
• FORTRAN, the infantile disorder, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today
  it is now too clumsy, too risky, and to expensive to use....
• May you never live to see your wife a widow