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• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
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  Some day I intend reading it. -- "The Book of Insults", Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Language is a virus from outer space. -- William S. Burrough
• Language is a virus from another planet. -- William Burrough
• The intensity of anxiety when you tell a lie is nothing compared to the relief when you find out it is believed.
  -- John Francis Putnam (1964)...
• The man has a photographic mind suffering from chronic and severe underdevelopment.