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May the sun and the spring breeze warm and caress you like an apple as you hang from a tree.
May the sun shine freely on the shadows that follow you home.
May the volts of a 1000 lightning bolts strike your modem
May the wind be fast to your back and blow you over.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
-- Jack Burton's toast, in Big Trouble in Little China...
May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
May they find thousands of new cures for you each year.
May they name something new after you: a disease.
May those who love us, love us, and those who don't love us, may God turn their ankles so that we'll know them by their limping.
May thy Pipes be created on floppie
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