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• May you acquire a SEVERE headache everytime you get aroused.
• Acquire new knowledge whilst thinking over the old, and you may become a teacher of others.
  -- Confuciu...
• Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.
  -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell...
• You need to acquire a little subtlety.
• I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You may be redneck... if you consider "Field And Stream" deep reading.
• You may be redneck... if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
• You may be redneck... if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading.
• You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.