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• If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
• You will be successful in love. With someone other than your current partner.
• May your memories bring you comfort and keep your loved-one close in heart.
• May all your debtors pay off your partner in cash while you're out of the city.
• You may be redneck... if you have brothers named "Bubba" or "Junior".
• Someone close to you is taking advantage of your trust.
• You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
• If God is your partner, make your plans large.
• If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy.
  Then he becomes your partner. -- Nelson Mandela (in _The Long Walk to Freedom_)...