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• May you be known for you hospitality to God's creature
  lice, rats, bedbugs, fleas, worms, maggots....
• May you never have healthy mice in the house.
• You may be redneck... if your entertainment is shooting rats at the dump.
• May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
• You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
• May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
• How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only 1, but you have to cut a hole in the skirting board for it to get in....
• Rats: mice with extremely bad attitudes.