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• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.
• Shall we dance?
• If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
• Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll.
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• They should put expiration dates on clothes so we would know when they go out of style.
  -- Garry Shandling...
• Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
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