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• I like to skate on the other side of the ice. -- Steven Wrigh
• Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh huh
• Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I love the absolution of all jocks and preps -- Skate or die!!!
• If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.
• If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
• If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  .. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....