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• If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
• You wouldn't fit and would die if you could.
• We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
• If a schlemazl sold umbrellas, it would stop raining
  if he sold candles, the sun would never set; and if he made coffins, people would stop dying....
• If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
  I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high....
• To execute great things, one should live as though one would never die. -- Vauvenargues (1715-1747)
• You die...
• One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
  As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...
• One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed.
  As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king...