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• There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.
• Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
• You may be redneck... if you roll down the car window after sex.
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• There is a puff of greenish smoke and you find that . . . . .
• You're only young once--after that you need another excuse.
• Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times.
  In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it....
• Olivier's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- Oliver's Law