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If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intention of doing you good, you should run for your life.
-- Thoreau's Law...
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help
Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella....
If you see an onion ring -answer it!
If you see any marbles, send them to me. They're mine!
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
If you see a snake, just kill it--don't appoint a committee on snakes. -- H. Ross Pero
If you see God, tell Him I'm looking for Him.
If you seek enlightenment diligently enough, someone will sell it to you.
If you seem to be getting better, it's your doctor getting worse. -- MURPHY'S FLU LAW
If you seem to know what you are doing, you'll be given more to do.
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