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If You Smoke On The Premises, We Shall Assume You Are On Fire And Treat You Accordingly...
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If you smoke on the premises, we shall assume you are on fire
and treat you accordingly...
Related:
LAPD Motto: We Treat you like a 'KING' -- Rodney King
You are in error. 2 + 2 = 5.15785423. Please recalibrate your equipment accordingly.
There is a puff of greenish smoke and you find that . . . . .
Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King
WE'LL LOOK INTO IT: By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it,too.
If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
May I fire you?