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If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If they don't pay ya', SUE THE BASTARDS!!!
If they don't, the lights stay off in Baghdad. -- SD Cheney
If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer.
If they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?
-- New Testament -- Luke xxiii, 31...
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If they ever give you a brief ... attack the medical evidence.
Remember, the jury's full of rheumatism and arthritis and shocking gastric troubles....
If they ever put a price on his head, he should take it.
If they find you in the back seat trying to pick her locks, they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box.
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. -- E. E. Cumming

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