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If time heals all wounds, as you grow older, you'll get better.
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
If time heals all wounds, most people should not require going all the way in to see the doctor.
Just a wait in the waiting room should be enough....
If Time is infinite, then why do I never have enough?
If time is money then my watch is slow
If time is money, we are all living beyond our means.
If time stopped, would we notice it?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of? -- Croll's Query
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
-- Steven Wrigh...
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
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