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If this fail, The pillar'd firmament is rottenness, And earth's base built on stubble.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 597...
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
If this is a free country, why are we paying so much for it?
If this is a joke--I don't get it. -- Written on grave
If this is amoebic dysentery, then where's my lemonade?
If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincol...
If this is dying, I don't think much of it. -- Lytton Strachey (attrib.), 1932
If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers???
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