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• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fa
  Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?...
• You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fa
  Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?...
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...