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If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in!
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Augustine's Law Number II -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottages princes' palaces.
It is a good divine that follows his own instructions; I can easier teach tw...
If to her share some female errors fall, Look on her face, and you 'll forget them all.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto ii, Line 17...
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -- Old Yiddish proverb
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? -- Lily Tomli
If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
If trying to control someone else's addiction is codependency, then what's the war on drugs?

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