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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle, not women. -- Rita Mae Brow
If the world will be gulled, let it be gulled. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect.
4, Memb. 1, Subsect. 2...
If the writer is considerate of the reader, he won't have a problem with ambiguous sentences.
If they all thought they were as great as I think I am, everybody'd get along just fine -- even though they'd all be wrong!
-- "Bob" Dobbs to a Sunday School class in 1955....
If they call themselves a liberal they are wrong. -- Right-wing rule #3
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali...
If they can now make a whistle only a dog can hear, how come they can't make music only a teenager can hear?
If they'd had the Underground in Henry VIII's day "Tower Hill return, please.
And a single for the wife....
If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
If they don't know what you're doing, they don't know what you're doing wrong.
-- Sir Humphrey Appleby...

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