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If this isn't war, why is CNN massing on the border?
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
If this is Quarqsday, THIS must be Earth!
If this is supposed to be a kinder and gentler nation, how come my tax refund isn't any bigger than last year.
By the way, what ever happened to five cent gum?...
If this is time-sharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
If this is time, then we've got some to waste!
If this is to be the winter of our discontent, then I expect I'll need a new coat of some kind.
-- H. Marti...
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
-- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
If this material is offensive to you, and admittedly it will be offensive to someone, than you should take time out to contemplate this truth.
Seriousness is the refuge of the truly shallow!...

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