Related:

• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Beer won't drive you to drink.
• You don't need a license to live with a Beer.
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
• Weendoze? we don need no steenkin Weendoze!
• I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
• For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
  But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written....