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If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
IF TVShow$ = "Rush Limbaugh" THEN CALL ChangeChannel
If two apples make a pair, how come two ferrets make a full house
If two lives join, there is oft a scar. They are one and one, with a shadowy third
One near one is too far. -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- By the Fireside, xlvi...
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -- The Nixon principle
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
-- James Madiso...
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tgl
If u cn rd ths u shld sy no 2 drgs !

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