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If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
-- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
If this tagline is funny, it came from the Bulletin Board.
If this tagline served beer. Wouldn't that be great!
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
If this were subjunctive, I'm in the wrong mood.
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
.. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now b...
If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.

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