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If someone says "can't," that shows you what to do. -- John Cage (from his father)
If someone sees Bill Clinton, laugh at him for me.
If someone sees Ross Perot, laugh at him for me.
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's `fashionable'.
But he won't. And you know...
If someone with a rural accent says, "I don't know anything about politics," zip up your pockets.
-- Donald Rumsfeld...
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
If some stress is brought to bear on a system in equilibrium, the equilibrium is displaced in the direction which tends to undo the effect of the stress.
If something goes wrong, it is more important to talk about who is going to fix it, than who is to blame.
-- Francis J. Gable...
If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopier machine. -- Connor's Second Law

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