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If the customers don't want to come, you can't exactly keep them from it.
If the danger seems slight, then truly it is not slight. -- Francis Baco
If the data doesn't fit the theory, fix the data.
If the death sentence were imposed on all parents who failed to bring up their children properly, Europe could have a whole new experience coming to the frontier, Baltimore, and later move West.
if the democratic nations fail, their failure must be partly attributed to the faulty strategy of idealists who have too many illusions when they face realists who have too little conscience.
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If the Democrats were looking for a real expert in domestic affairs, they could not find anyone more qualified than Gary Hart.
If the devil doesn't exist, but man created him, he has created him in his own image.
-- Dostoyevski...
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite.
-- William Blake, Inspiration for the anme of The Doo...
If the dove chooses to fly with the hawks his feathers stay white but his heart turns black.
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done.

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