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If something's not worth dying for, it's not worth living for.
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $
19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka. -- Dennis Mille...
If space is a vacuum, does that mean the Universe sucks?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?
If space is warped, time is all that's wef
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.
If Starfleet Command had wanted you to have a life, we would have issued you one
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
-- Augustine's Law Number XXII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...

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