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If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem. -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
-- Robin William...
If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! -- Harry S. Truma
If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
If that which does not kill me makes me stronger, I must be Arnold Schwarzenegger by now.
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
-- Stanley Ga...
If the airport books are any indication, there are at least 450,000 evil Nazi World War II geniuses still at large, many of them with atomic laser cannons.
-- Dave Barry...
If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny.
-- Ren'e de Visme Williamso...
If the answer to life, the universe and everything is "42" and the question is "what is 6 times 9", then God must have 13 fingers.
If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions aren't likely to be very good. -- Robert E. Machol

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