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• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
• The person who can smile when something goes wrong has obviously thought of someone to blame it on.
• If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. -- Homer Simpso
• The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
  -- Katharine Whiteho...
• A man who is ungrateful is often less to blame than his benefactor.
  -- Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxim 96...
• Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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• An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
• An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.