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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $
100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -- Ro...
If the average man is made in God's image, then such a man as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God.
If the best things in life are free, than how come there is such a big markup on everything else?
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. -- New Testament -- Matthew xv, 14
If the bowl is empty, the cat is full.
If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.
If the bulk of American SF can be said to be written by robots, about robots, for robots, then the bulk of English fantasy seems to be written by rabbits, about rabbits and for rabbits.
-- Michael...
If the cats could figure out how to work the can opener, they would have the locks changed while we were out.
If the cause be just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives.
-- Picard, "The Defector," stardate 43462.5....
If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
-- Armstrong's Collection Law...

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