Miscellaneous Collections

if (stone != rolling) moss++
if (stone.rotation < 1) moss.propagation = 0
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
If stupidity is outlawed, only outlaws will be stupid.
If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.
If symptoms persist, consult a specialist.
If tagline persists, consult your physician.
If Taglines dont work use a Billboard!
If that Bard starts singing 100 Bottles of Beer again.

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