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if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
-- Garrison Keillor, Lake Wobegon Day...
If the clowns are all in Washington, then who's running the circus?
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schrye
If the coin is shinny, pick it up.
If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude.
See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by...
If the conjecture `You would rather I had not disturbed you by sending you this.
' is correct, you may add it to the list of uncomfortable truths. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
If the conniption fits, wear it.
If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
-- Arthur H. Boultbee (This is best applied to the statements of pol...
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
-- Arthur Koestler, _Encounter_...
If the critics unanimously take exception to one particular scene it is advisable to move that scene to a more conspicuous place in the program.
-- Noel Coward...

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