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If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple that we could not.
-- W. A. Clousto...
If the human mind were simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
-- Pat Bah...
If the important thing in life is happiness, we need a lot more beer.
If the individual is narrowly concentrated on the goal, to the exclusion of other relevant aspects of the problem situation, he is often unable to achieve a solution.
The creative thinker must stand...
If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.
If the jury feels the law is unjust, we recognize the undisputed power of the jury to acquit, even if its verdict is contrary to the law as given by a judge, and contrary to the evidence .
.. and the c...
If the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. -- Roseanne Barr Arnold
If the kids seem to be doing a far better than anticipated business at their newly opened lemonade stand, it is reasonable to check to see if your vodka is missing.
If the kids today did the same things I did when I was a kid at Halloween, it would be reported in the paper as the act of a local terrorist.

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