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If the earth had waited for a precedent, it would never have turned on its axis. -- Maria Mitchell
If the economy can only get better or worse, why aren't economists right half the time?
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
If the end be well, all is well. -- Gesta Romanorum -- Tale lxvii
If the end does not justify the means - what can? -- Edward Abbey
If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? -- Robert Mose
If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
If the enterprise dies, say that you saw it coming ages ago. -- Jean-Charles Terrassie
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
-- Maier's Law 1. The bigger the theory, the better....
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstei

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