If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd
just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's
`fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask
someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be
friendly and say, "By the way, what's fashionable?"
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey