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If the first person who answers the phone cannot answer your question, then its a bureaucracy.
If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve them and elect a new people?
If the government doesn't trust us with our guns, why should we trust them with theirs?
If the government needs more money, how can they think we need less?
If the government really wanted us to obey the law, they would tell us what it is.
If the government were in charge of sex, we'd be extinct.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard, let him worry about cutting it. -- Fred Alle
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, step back and take a deep whiff.
It may be that there is a lot more manure loose over there. -- Schapiro's Explanatio...
If the heart of a man is depress'd with cares, The mist is dispell'd when a woman appears.
-- John Gay (1688-1732) -- The Beggar's Opera, Act ii, Sc. 1...

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