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• Chisholm's Second Law: When things are going well, something will go wrong.
• The fastest way to get something done is to determine that it isn't worth doing.
  -- Goebel's Second Law of Useless Difficulty...
• Murphy's Second Law of Construction: When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.
• Law is the second oldest profession.
• impossible. Clarke's Second Law
• If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  -- Rudin's Law In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  Rudin's Second Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible course....
• Left the house and forgot to turn the answering machine o
• No experiment is reproduceable. -- Wyszowsky's Second Law