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If some child has to be bribed to be good, that child will often take the lesson and turn out to be good, for nothing.
If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
-- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7....
If some folks didn't do some things by mistake occasionally, they would never get anything right.
If some folks give up wearing glasses, they look better, but they don't see as well.
If some guy is 6-foot-5 with gigantic muscles and incredibly handsome, why does he need to put on a batsuit?
Why doesn't he just put on a ski mask and kick the crap out of people? -- Tim Burto...
If someone doesn't think it's too much to ask, it probably is.
If someone gives you a lemon, make lemonade... -- D. Woodhouse
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite
you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. -- Anselm Feuerbach...
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I
If someone offers you a breath mint, TAKE IT.

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