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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov...
If ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know i
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is mea
if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone...
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trilli
If laws were outlawed, only outlaws would be lawyers.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted
musicians denoted; cowboys deranged; models deposed; tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners dep...
I fled, and cry'd out, DEATH! Hell trembled at the hideous name, and sigh'd From all her caves, and back resounded, DEATH!
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 787...
If liberals were smart, they wouldn't be liberals, would they?
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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