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If Noah had consulted with modern-day weather forecasters, there would have been a ten-percent chance of him building the ark.
-- Jim Fiebig...
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason. -- The Third Law of Gardening
If no one uses something, it isn't needed. -- Robert Somme
If not controlled, work will flow to the competent person until he submerges. -- Boyle's First Law
If noted figures don't say what needs to be said, we'll say it for them.
-- Axiom 1, Corollary 1D -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
If not for beer and sex, there would be no point in growing up at all.
If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles!
If not for raisins, Gingerbread Men couldn't see!
If not for us, you might have done something constructive.
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