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If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
If life had a vomit meter, we'd be off the scale. -- Joe Bob Brigg
If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!
If life is a bowl of cherries, throwing stones is ok.
If life is a fairy tale, I'd HATE to see nightmares!
If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.
If life is but a dream please wake me up.
If life is fair, then explain Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch?!?
If life is free why work?
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. -- Samuel Butle
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