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If men have the power, why do they commit suicide more?
If Michael and Carol haven't got it, it must be pretty difficult, so if you haven't got it at home, well done.
If Michelangelo were a heterosexual the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.
-- Rita Mae Brow...
If Milli Vanilli falls down in the woods, does someone else make a sound?
If miniskirts get shorter they wont be allowed any longer.
If moderators don't need one, then neither do I!
If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then that's his problem.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
If money grew on trees, there wouldn't be much shade.
If money is the root of all evil, Id like to be a bad, bad man.
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