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If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and dance and jump and sing.
If lifes funny , then why aren't I laughing!
If life was a highway, I'd be in a ditch!
If life were a bed of roses, some people wouldn't be happy until they developed an allergy.
If LISP didn't have an appropriate command, then AutoLISP just made one up!
-- AutoLISP in plain english, George O. Head...
If little else, the brain is an educational toy. -- Tom Robbi
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
If looks could kill it would've been us instead of him!
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